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Glumba

by t'OSS

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1.
Love Grove 02:01
Written with the help of the lovely Mary McClain.
2.
Rub 02:41
‘Screwed up’ a warning tattoo inked across my forehead, That a freaked out former beau had left to warn you And if you'd have invested in laser eye surgery, Then you wouldn’t have hooked up with a burn out like me I know that I’m a drain, (That I) Rub you up the wrong way Go against the grain, (That I) Rub you up the wrong way Rub you up the wrong way Rub you up the wrong way I know that you really detest me but really I'm that tragic, That I’d rather have you loathe me that my own loneliness, And don't you know you’ll have to (pause) scrape me off, Like a piss ant loser I’m still clinging on I know that I’m a drain, (That I) Rub you up the wrong way Go against the grain, (That I) Rub you up the wrong way Rub you up the wrong way Rub you up the wrong way BRIDGE You are going cos you know there's no hope, And I'm still clinging to the tails of your coat, And where my self respect should have been, Looks like God left an IOU note An IOU note, So that is that - that's the end of it, There's only one way I can go now and that's down, Down, down, down repeat I know that I’m a drain, (That I) Rubbed you up the wrong way Went against the grain, (And I) Rubbed you up the wrong way Rubbed you up the wrong way Rubbed you up the wrong way Rubbed you up the wrong way
3.
Breath Mintz 02:38
Written by Geoff. Adapted by t'OSS.
4.
1thru25 01:59
I need you like a bald head needs a hat, To wrap me up like a scarf when there’s a draft, Hold my hands like gloves and for winter bugs Make me better like a (Gap) fisherman’s friend Wanting you like a green shoot craves manure, To gather me up like the birds gather twigs for their nests, Sleep on you like new born lambs need a rest, Help me out when dusty dreams need a spring Clean I'm Counting on you (one through to five) I'm Counting on you, (one through to five) I'm Counting on you, (one through to five) I'm Counting on you like the fingers on my hand, Keep me safe like an application of sun cream, I’m a dry mouth thats needing an ice cream, When Im too hot you can cool me off, Gotta have you like I gotta have insect Repellent I'm Counting on you (one through to five) I'm Counting on you, (one through to five) I'm Counting on you, (one through to five) I'm Counting on you like the fingers on my hand, You’re the squirrel that helps me hoard my nuts, Without you an empty field riven with ruts , I have to you like a tree has to be free of it’s leaves And bonfire night needs it's catherine wheel I'm Counting on you (one through to five) I'm Counting on you, (one through to five) Like the fingers on my hand,
5.
Bin Bag Bombs Verse 1 It was petulance that made me make, Bin bag bombs with your clothes And a final fit of pique that made me, Turf them out onto the street Chorus I know that I kicked you out, But I didn't mean for you to leave, Didn't realise that sorry, Wouldn't be enough to bring you back Verse 2 Couldn't get my own way, So I meant to make you mad, And when you started shouting, Underneath it made me glad, Chorus I know that I kicked you out, But I didn't mean for you to leave, Didn't realise that sorry, Wouldn't be enough to bring you back Bridge G Em G Em Didn't stop to think this through, Went off on one like I always do, Didn't stop to think this through, Went off on one like I always do, Didn't stop to think this through, Went off on one like I always do Final Verse Didn't mean to push so far that you would break, And I've tried every trick in my allure book, Tried baiting every single one of my hooks, But this time it looks like I really screwed it up Outro I know that I kicked you out, But I didn't mean for you to leave, Didn't realise that sorry, Wouldn't be enough to bring you back To bring you back, To bring you back
6.
La Bumba 02:42
7.
Cardigans at the Disco F# A# B F# A# B F# A# B These thoughts unabridged are too rambling to fit into, A single text message and I think to say it all, I'd have to hammer out those characters until my finger pads were raw Chorus F# C# A# B# So it's time to pack up your anorak, And ginger haul your on arse back I've found a twee band you'd adore So it's time to pack up your anorak, And ginger haul your on arse back I've found a twee band you'd adore I know you've only been gone for one weekend, But I need someone to understand that I want to wear a cardigan, That I wann throw some shapes and really dance around Chorus F# C# A# B# So it's time to pack up your anorak, And ginger haul your on arse back I've found a twee band you'd adore You like things that are a bit shit, and I like things that are bit shit too Your dancing's enthusiastically shit, And my dancing's a bit shit too Before your boyfriend thinks about Doing me some harm, It's not like that, you understand, Your my best friend and I need you like, I need my right arm Bridge E A E B You like things that are a bit shit, and I like things that are bit shit too Your dancing's enthusiastically shit, And my dancing's a bit shit too Chorus So it's time to pack up your anorak, And ginger haul your on arse back I've found a twee band you'd adore So it's time to pack up your anorak, And ginger haul your on arse back I've found a twee band you'd adore I know you've only been gone for one weekend, But I need someone to understand that I want to wear a cardigan, That I wanna throw some shapes and really dance around Outro You like things that are a bit shit, and I like things that are bit shit too Your dancing's enthusiastically shit, And my dancing's a bit shit too
8.
Mope Ed 02:53
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10.
My mind is like a sausage dog, It's small and it's overstretched And it's underpowered like a lawnmower, On a motorway stretch A D F#m E I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'm sorry if this comes as a rude awakening, I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'll let you down time & time & time & time again, Again Again My memory is like worn out spring, And I'll forget every single thing, And I can only live for now, There's no other way that I know how Am C G D I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'm sorry if this comes as a rude awakening, I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'll let you down time & time & time & time again Again Again A F#m E This bridge does not save any graces, This song is merely a brutal assessment of the situation This bridge does not save any graces, This song is merely a brutal assessment of the situation It's takes me too long to connect, All the dots that are in my head, It's takes me too long to connect, All the dots that are in my head, Am C G D I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'm sorry if this comes as a rude awakening, I'm flakey and I'm vague and I'm butterfly brained, And I'll let you down time & time & time & time again I'll let you down (Repeat)

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released February 7, 2014

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Inept musical duo from Brighouse.

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